Total Unicorn ‘The Alicorn Cup’

"Step within our blast radius and let us bone bump your beverage for everlasting health." A benediction for the decanted liquids of which we're so fond, masquerading as a history lesson, disguised as a commercial, pretending to be a rectangle. totalunicorn.com Designed, animated and written by Stephorn Fishcorn Music by Lime-man Hardhorn III-III-Jr Jr Jr Voiced by Allicorn Cornell 2017 ƒU©Kt®¥∆∆p